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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

GLORIFIED CHAPRASI aka The rant of an electives student




ya chaprassi... you heard me, some might say im working in research but at the end of the day a well trained monkey could do my job. He might stick a slide up his nose during the process but undoubtedly his penmanship is better then mine, to quote Miss Sadaf (alias annoying English teacher who thinks closet is the closest thing to you)  "Tum paoon se likthi ho" translation: i am in awe at the dexterity of your feet (the meaning looses a little something in the translation:P) 

So heres what i do sort files, type articles, sort files, make a list of all the goiters in existence, sort files, look at the occasional slide, swoon at preserved uteruses, sort files.

oh and every once in a while when im specially lucky i get to look for lung tumors that some one dropped on the floor... apparently the five second.. ahem make that 15min rule applies in histopathology. hmmm... never did find that last piece of festering lung  

Life of a Pseudo-podiatrist

ok soo lets start writing  again......

  • Customary 2 year laziness induced hiatus....CHECK
  • Pile of unopened books and applications shoved under desk... CHECK
  • ME MOOSE................ummm...hmmmm...ya well who needs him.



So iv been seeing a lot of feet recently, big feet, small feet, girl feet, guy feet, pretty feet and unfortunately lots of stinky fungus ridden feet *Gags theatrically*. Every time a patient comes and says "Daikhain doctor sahab......" i  say "Sure, Sure we'll get to that.... Now show me some toe.....you know you wanna *winks". Jokes aside its like i'm the victim of some some poorly thought out foot fetish only..... i don't wanna see more feet!!!. 

Sometimes they'll even trick you into it... you think your about to leave *que jaws music*... your past the exam table...you jump past the belligerent son....you escape the overeager daughter in law... past their newly teething snot nosed brat....  your almost to the door....

"OH Doctor!!"  wiggles a well bunioned toe   "Come back here" 


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