Ya, my little ode to the stereotypical artiste,
So, no offense to the Greeks but toga clad semi naked ladies really aren't my thing. Now moose or should i say mooosei (pronounced with an i) are another thing entirely. Large... Hairy... Prone to spitting; with all the features of a quintessential "chowkidar baba", pretty much a writers paradise.
The only problem is AKU isn't a very moose prone environment. For some reason one sniff of the devils brew/Guyton and your friendly neighborhood moose hightails it to the nearest "liberal arts" college (heavy on the liberal light on the college please). Now, being of a less than sound mind and a clearly bitter moose-less state i have some theories as to why me beloved moose left me:
- Cant take the heat... spitting and pooping is hard work, lives depend on the digestive systems of these glorious quadrupeds
- Dead baby issues or maybe that's just me.. i mean seriously who puts babies in jars, i get the whole pursuit of knowledge crap but there are some lines you do not cross *shivers*
- XOXO look at the hair on that moose: now this is a serious issue, med students lack lives thus, they bitch about other med students lives (the whole vicious cycle deal). its kind of sad really, but hey, who am i to talk??? I'm the loser mourning the moose. (note to self: import life NOW)
- The Weather. Ever smelt a moose in July, would turn anyone suicidal
I SUCK.... no that cant be right- All the taarna/poondi/ogling/drooling/bulging eyes bugs bunny impressions, scared em off (moosei are very sensitive hunka hunka meats)
- THE DEATH OF ALL THAT IS SACRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( sorry the zealot in me couldn't help that)
- Zardari; cuz, well, lets face it hes to blame for everything
- T.J, aka menopausal man, the physiology professor from hell, scared them off
AAARRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!.... forget it. I lost me moose. The world sucks
Sincerely moose-less
5 comments:
*lights a flashlight under face*
ashuuuuu!! i give your moose my blessings!! =D
Yes yes what evil sam said =P
Now let me recite some verses from the Gospel of Polly, Book of Drunken Revelations
"And I see with my own three eyes, the beast with moose like horns and seven heads emerging from the red sea. He who is not on the right path shalt proclaim the beast as the holy moose but only the believers of t..,.jhksdauhfiarfgjhow
Okay blah blah....couldn't think of a good bongee so anyways welcome back to blaaaaaaaaging =P
Man it left my head spinning there was so much poop and moose. I liked it though...... was kinda funny! :) keep writing
p.s: guyton over liberal arts for me any day <3
kinda FUNNY!!??!?!?!!!?
*keels over dead*
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