ok soo lets start writing again......
- Customary 2 year laziness induced hiatus....CHECK
- Pile of unopened books and applications shoved under desk... CHECK
- ME MOOSE................ummm...hmmmm...ya well who needs him.
So iv been seeing a lot of feet recently, big feet, small feet, girl feet, guy feet, pretty feet and unfortunately lots of stinky fungus ridden feet *Gags theatrically*. Every time a patient comes and says "Daikhain doctor sahab......" i say "Sure, Sure we'll get to that.... Now show me some toe.....you know you wanna *winks". Jokes aside its like i'm the victim of some some poorly thought out foot fetish only..... i don't wanna see more feet!!!.
Sometimes they'll even trick you into it... you think your about to leave *que jaws music*... your past the exam table...you jump past the belligerent son....you escape the overeager daughter in law... past their newly teething snot nosed brat.... your almost to the door....
"OH Doctor!!" wiggles a well bunioned toe "Come back here"
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PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: For all Podophiliacs consider Diabetes as a career choice today!
Sincerely Mooseless
1 comments:
You started writing again and I just retired from that.
And as for the post: O_o
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